This is going to be an incredibly niche blog post. I have a tepid interest in MMA. I wrestled in high school (Uncle Rico: until Continue Reading
Miscellaneous Sports
Baseball is Objectively Better Than Cricket
The current Twitter/X sports discourse is split in two: WNBA takes from people who just started watching a couple games ago (me included) and patriotic Continue Reading
A Formal Apology to Scottie Scheffler Following His Arrest
Dear Scottie, Not to start this by quoting Shaq, but to quote Shaq, Scottie Scheffler I was not familiar with your game. I released a Continue Reading
Scottie Scheffler and Golf Need a Chael Sonnen
En route to watching Scottie Scheffler win his second Masters in 3 years, I noticed something: he’s an incredibly boring guy. Which is probably good Continue Reading
The Masters Has Me Jacked to the Tits
Welcome to the best comedown week of the year – Masters week. If you’ve clicked on this blog and have no idea what the title Continue Reading
Double Barrel Blog: Weekend Edition
During my 5:30 AM drive to work this morning (while most of you casuals were tucked away in your warm beds, the grind waits for no one), Continue Reading
The NCAA’s New Double Contact Volleyball Rule Makes Sense (As An Outsider)
Full disclosure, I know basically nothing about volleyball. The extent of my volleyball knowledge is everything I learned watching my sister play volleyball for a Continue Reading