Listen, as my good friend Tessa put it, maybe South America has it right about dealing with referees. Now, is this an overreaction after watching Continue Reading
Our Long, Dana Holgorsen Nightmare is Over
I really haven’t spoken up about Dana’s tenure lately, because there has been nothing to say. Every point or quip I had would have been Continue Reading
Moon Don’t Lie (For the Detroit Lions)
This is actually an apology blog. I’d like to send out an apology to all the astrology girls that I have silently made fun of Continue Reading
The USMNT Has to Stop Losing to Trinidad and Tobago
This blog was supposed to start with me reminiscing to 2017, after realizing the US would not be in the 2018 World Cup. It was Continue Reading
Texas A&M Continues to Embarrass Itself
This blog is based off one single tweet from Texas A&M Football. The problem with that tweet is that it personified everything I feel about Continue Reading
I Don’t Care Charissa Thompson Made Up Midgame Interviews
I was absolutely shocked this past week to learn that people care about the journalistic integrity of halftime reporters. Not to be that guy, but Continue Reading
Josh Allen, You’re Breaking My Heart
I don’t know when it began, but I swoon for Josh Allen every time I see that bearded baby face on television. It wasn’t when Continue Reading
The NBA In-Season Tournament is Incredibly Stupid (So Far)
Some guy at the NBA’s headquarters started watching soccer last year. He saw the FA Cup and/or the Carabao Cup and said “fellas do I Continue Reading
C.J. Stroud and Casting Out the Demons of Deshaun
I still love making the joke that someone in the city of Houston circa 2017 decided to sell their soul. Houston sports have always been Continue Reading
Cristiano Ronaldo Is About to Enter His Joker Era
In life there are a few constants that keep the universe from falling off a celestial cliff into full-on entropy. Scottie Pippen always playing second Continue Reading