As we teeter further into the 2024 earthly cycle, the American wasteland once again welcomes the Great Game. Television has mostly died as a live Continue Reading
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The Final Hypothetical Betting Blog for the 2023 Football Season
I was jarred awake this morning, not because my girlfriend’s angels for dogs needed to be let out and my bladder was so full from Continue Reading
A Note on Dynasties, Bandwagoning, and Taylor Swift
This blog was, and to some extent still is, spurred on by Swifties discovering Colin Cowherd because of his Taylor Swift take. In sports media, Continue Reading
Auric Polaris’s Super Bowl Preview (QB/TE)
How the fuck did we let this happen? This was supposed to be the year where the AFC was wide open, and we would see Continue Reading
Chiefs vs. Bills: A Moon Stamp Sports Review
I rarely ever do game reviews on this blog, because for one the market is oversatured and there are guys who are writing way better Continue Reading
Bills’ Fans Are Better than Any Fanbase
Sports fans have the uncanny ability of becoming completely destitute based purely upon a few bad seasons. Patriots fans are ready to take Mac Jones Continue Reading
A Commentary on the Texans’ Intentional Safety
There is probably a necessity to start this blog by adding I am undeniably happy the Texans reached the playoffs. I was a hater who Continue Reading
Which Other Tragedies Can Sean McDermott Use to Inspire the Bills?
Unlike everyone else online who seems extremely disturbed by Sean McDermott giving props to Al-Qaeda, I get it. I’m glad there’s another person out there Continue Reading
Moon Don’t Lie (For the Detroit Lions)
This is actually an apology blog. I’d like to send out an apology to all the astrology girls that I have silently made fun of Continue Reading
I Don’t Care Charissa Thompson Made Up Midgame Interviews
I was absolutely shocked this past week to learn that people care about the journalistic integrity of halftime reporters. Not to be that guy, but Continue Reading