This blog was, and to some extent still is, spurred on by Swifties discovering Colin Cowherd because of his Taylor Swift take. In sports media, Continue Reading
Football
Auric Polaris’s Super Bowl Preview (QB/TE)
How the fuck did we let this happen? This was supposed to be the year where the AFC was wide open, and we would see Continue Reading
Chiefs vs. Bills: A Moon Stamp Sports Review
I rarely ever do game reviews on this blog, because for one the market is oversatured and there are guys who are writing way better Continue Reading
Bills’ Fans Are Better than Any Fanbase
Sports fans have the uncanny ability of becoming completely destitute based purely upon a few bad seasons. Patriots fans are ready to take Mac Jones Continue Reading
A Commentary on the Texans’ Intentional Safety
There is probably a necessity to start this blog by adding I am undeniably happy the Texans reached the playoffs. I was a hater who Continue Reading
Which Other Tragedies Can Sean McDermott Use to Inspire the Bills?
Unlike everyone else online who seems extremely disturbed by Sean McDermott giving props to Al-Qaeda, I get it. I’m glad there’s another person out there Continue Reading
Moon Don’t Lie (For the Detroit Lions)
This is actually an apology blog. I’d like to send out an apology to all the astrology girls that I have silently made fun of Continue Reading
I Don’t Care Charissa Thompson Made Up Midgame Interviews
I was absolutely shocked this past week to learn that people care about the journalistic integrity of halftime reporters. Not to be that guy, but Continue Reading
Josh Allen, You’re Breaking My Heart
I don’t know when it began, but I swoon for Josh Allen every time I see that bearded baby face on television. It wasn’t when Continue Reading
C.J. Stroud and Casting Out the Demons of Deshaun
I still love making the joke that someone in the city of Houston circa 2017 decided to sell their soul. Houston sports have always been Continue Reading