One of my favorite jokes to make while watching an NBA game is, “Daryl Morey and his consequences have been a disaster for the human Continue Reading
Very Serious Super Bowl 58 Predictions
As we teeter further into the 2024 earthly cycle, the American wasteland once again welcomes the Great Game. Television has mostly died as a live Continue Reading
The Final Hypothetical Betting Blog for the 2023 Football Season
I was jarred awake this morning, not because my girlfriend’s angels for dogs needed to be let out and my bladder was so full from Continue Reading
A Note on Dynasties, Bandwagoning, and Taylor Swift
This blog was, and to some extent still is, spurred on by Swifties discovering Colin Cowherd because of his Taylor Swift take. In sports media, Continue Reading
LeBron James and the Sports Betting Inquisition
This is a topic I’ve been wanting to wade into, but have also been vaguely afraid to because of how massive sports betting has become. Continue Reading
Darwin Nunez Has Been Cursed by a Witch, Right?
This wasn’t supposed to be a soccer-posting day, but I just watched Darwin Nunez hit the post 4 times in one game. One of which Continue Reading
Auric Polaris’s Super Bowl Preview (QB/TE)
How the fuck did we let this happen? This was supposed to be the year where the AFC was wide open, and we would see Continue Reading
Jurgen Klopp is Leaving, and Everything is Worse Now
Last week, I sent my friend the following tweet with the caption, “i’m sadly a huge titans fan now”. Little did I know this was Continue Reading
Chiefs vs. Bills: A Moon Stamp Sports Review
I rarely ever do game reviews on this blog, because for one the market is oversatured and there are guys who are writing way better Continue Reading
Big 12 Basketball is the Gift that Keeps Giving
I’ve never seen the movie “Any Given Sunday”, mostly because I am deathly afraid of Cameron Diaz, but I’d like to imagine the movie is Continue Reading