Full disclosure, I know basically nothing about volleyball. The extent of my volleyball knowledge is everything I learned watching my sister play volleyball for a Continue Reading
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Screw the Nationals, Stephen Strasburg Should Just Stay Home
Don’t worry you are not crazy. Because I also have a very vivid memory of Stephen Strasburg retiring last year. I was also sad to Continue Reading
I Will Watch the 2024 MLS Season
This blog has spoken about soccer more than most undefined American sports blogs. But, as most soccer coverage, I have primarily spoken about European soccer. Continue Reading
Daryl Morey Has (Statistically) Ruined Basketball
One of my favorite jokes to make while watching an NBA game is, “Daryl Morey and his consequences have been a disaster for the human Continue Reading
Very Serious Super Bowl 58 Predictions
As we teeter further into the 2024 earthly cycle, the American wasteland once again welcomes the Great Game. Television has mostly died as a live Continue Reading
A Note on Dynasties, Bandwagoning, and Taylor Swift
This blog was, and to some extent still is, spurred on by Swifties discovering Colin Cowherd because of his Taylor Swift take. In sports media, Continue Reading
LeBron James and the Sports Betting Inquisition
This is a topic I’ve been wanting to wade into, but have also been vaguely afraid to because of how massive sports betting has become. Continue Reading
Darwin Nunez Has Been Cursed by a Witch, Right?
This wasn’t supposed to be a soccer-posting day, but I just watched Darwin Nunez hit the post 4 times in one game. One of which Continue Reading
Jurgen Klopp is Leaving, and Everything is Worse Now
Last week, I sent my friend the following tweet with the caption, “i’m sadly a huge titans fan now”. Little did I know this was Continue Reading
Chiefs vs. Bills: A Moon Stamp Sports Review
I rarely ever do game reviews on this blog, because for one the market is oversatured and there are guys who are writing way better Continue Reading