I still love making the joke that someone in the city of Houston circa 2017 decided to sell their soul. Houston sports have always been Continue Reading
Football
Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, Can’t Bet
If you remember way back to a week ago, I said I enjoy hypothetical betting since I don’t live in a state where I can Continue Reading
The Sins of the Titans: Stealing Houston’s Football Identity
Before I start this I should probably put some disclaimer out there that I have no memory of the Oilers in any capacity. That makes Continue Reading
Nathaniel Hackett was Happier Than I’ll Ever be After Beating Denver
I consider myself a vaguely happy person. Vaguely happy only because I’ll listen to “I Know the End” on the way home from work while Continue Reading
10 Things Better at Protection than the New York Giants’ Offensive Line
I hate listicles. It feels like a hacky Buzzfeed move that the one cheating Try Guy and Benny Johnson would be into. But what’s worse Continue Reading
Colin Kaepernick’s Letter to the Jets is Kind of Lame
Who here hasn’t been broken up with, gone on with life, and then like two years later you think of them out of the blue. Continue Reading
Patrick Mahomes’ Voice Continually Jump Scares Me
I have watched a lot of football, which means in the past couple years I have watched a lot of Patrick Mahomes. Because I have Continue Reading
Why aren’t the New York Giants playing with an actual giant?
Tonight, Kirk Herbstreit had me asking the most important question of the season so far: why aren’t the New York Giants playing with a giant? Continue Reading
What is Mike McDaniel’s 40-yard dash time?
We all know that Mike McDaniel is the chilliest coach in the entire league, and I do not say that ironically. My man decided mid-game Continue Reading
Dear Taylor, Travis isn’t for You
Dear Taylor, I hope this blog finds you well. Given how the 8 ball was making you act at the VMAs, I would have assumed Continue Reading