There has been this line going around trying to blame America for all the issues of the Copa America. It’s a mix of Europeans (whom Continue Reading
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Jurgen Klopp Was Never Coming to the USMNT, But It’s Nice to Dream
Starting Wednesday a dream was born. A dream that had been rumbling for a week, but one I really didn’t think was on the table. Continue Reading
Soccer Tournament Groups Should be Decided by Geopolitics
The 2022 World Cup taught me an incredibly important lesson — it’s funny to create groups based on geopolitics. A group consisting of the US, Continue Reading
USMNT’s Draw With Brazil Gave Me Dana Holgorsen Flashbacks
This is an incredibly niche post about my hate for two men. I’ve detailed my hate for Dana Holgorsen and how he worked to destroy Continue Reading
When It Comes to Gregg Berhalter, What Is the USMNT Doing?
In 2017, after the USMNT had failed to qualify for the 2018 World Cup, Taylor Twellman ranted against the USMNT and its continual failings. “What Continue Reading
We Should Admit Greenland into CONCACAF to Invade Canada
Back during the Trump presidency, a news story appeared about Greenland. According to insiders, Trump had floated an idea out there about buying Greenland. Every Continue Reading
Jurgen Klopp, Inspiration, and Six Minutes at the End
Usually, whenever I want to release a blog I need to make sure it’s great. Maybe even more than great. But this blog feels different. Continue Reading
Manchester City v. Arsenal: Neither Team Deserves to be Champion
The horrors my eyes have seen know no bounds. Give it up for Pep and Arteta for somehow making an interesting game into a complete Continue Reading
Jurgen Klopp, Liverpool, and the Power of Friendship Versus Manchester City
Jürgen Klopp once said that he played “heavy metal football,” a moniker that has defined every YouTube coaching compilation. In reality, he probably should have Continue Reading
A Guy Who Doesn’t Watch MLS Reviews Every Week 1 Game
Last week I wrote a blog about how I was going to start watching the MLS once the season began. So I decided to just Continue Reading