Who here hasn’t been broken up with, gone on with life, and then like two years later you think of them out of the blue. Continue Reading
Patrick Mahomes’ Voice Continually Jump Scares Me
I have watched a lot of football, which means in the past couple years I have watched a lot of Patrick Mahomes. Because I have Continue Reading
Does Deion Sanders have the most manned security?
I think we all know that the hottest man in sports at the moment is Deion Sanders. This may be the only sports blog that Continue Reading
At this Point Just Rename the Astros to the Disastros
I legitimately do not know how to open this blog because I am so lost as to how the Astros are so comprehensively blowing the Continue Reading
Why aren’t the New York Giants playing with an actual giant?
Tonight, Kirk Herbstreit had me asking the most important question of the season so far: why aren’t the New York Giants playing with a giant? Continue Reading
Vince McMahon Jeb Bushed Himself in a Company Meeting
There are few things worse than you and all very cool and very real friends are chilling, drinking couple brewskis and talking about broads, when Continue Reading
What is Mike McDaniel’s 40-yard dash time?
We all know that Mike McDaniel is the chilliest coach in the entire league, and I do not say that ironically. My man decided mid-game Continue Reading
Dear Taylor, Travis isn’t for You
Dear Taylor, I hope this blog finds you well. Given how the 8 ball was making you act at the VMAs, I would have assumed Continue Reading