This is something I’ve thought for a long time, but I’ve never been really able to externalize what I was thinking. I have no clue Continue Reading
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Texas is Not Back (The Most Wonderful Time of the Year)
Note: This was supposed to be a pre-written blog, but turned into my ramblings as I watched the blog potentially become worthless. There are a Continue Reading
FIFA is Rigging the 2034 World Cup Bidding Process for Saudi Arabia
I was genuinely incredibly excited when I heard the United States was hosting the 2026 World Cup. I was a little less excited when I Continue Reading
10 Things Better at Protection than the New York Giants’ Offensive Line
I hate listicles. It feels like a hacky Buzzfeed move that the one cheating Try Guy and Benny Johnson would be into. But what’s worse Continue Reading
American Soccer Review – Week of Oct. 2
Welcome to the first edition of the American Soccer Review. This is not a review, nor does it really talk about the MLS (I try Continue Reading
Colin Kaepernick’s Letter to the Jets is Kind of Lame
Who here hasn’t been broken up with, gone on with life, and then like two years later you think of them out of the blue. Continue Reading
Patrick Mahomes’ Voice Continually Jump Scares Me
I have watched a lot of football, which means in the past couple years I have watched a lot of Patrick Mahomes. Because I have Continue Reading
Does Deion Sanders have the most manned security?
I think we all know that the hottest man in sports at the moment is Deion Sanders. This may be the only sports blog that Continue Reading
At this Point Just Rename the Astros to the Disastros
I legitimately do not know how to open this blog because I am so lost as to how the Astros are so comprehensively blowing the Continue Reading
Why aren’t the New York Giants playing with an actual giant?
Tonight, Kirk Herbstreit had me asking the most important question of the season so far: why aren’t the New York Giants playing with a giant? Continue Reading